Stand By Me- Gordie's story
Okay, now I know this is a very small scene in the grand scheme of things but this story really pissed me off.
First of all Gordie's meant to be a great storyteller but from what I saw in this scene, he really isn't.
Granted I will take that this scene was meant to show the boys being young and immature in their humor but to me it's just pointless. This scene doesn't add anything to the movie, it just feels like it's thrown in for no reason and all they have to do to make this movie perfect would be cut this scene and that's it.
Just CUT THIS SCENE!
Treasure Planet- When they get on the actual planet.
Okay, now the reason why I hate these scenes is because of Ben.
Now Ben is a fine character but the biggest thing wrong with him is this
HE DOESN'T BELONG IN THIS FILM
He is loud, obnoixious, in your face and the complete opposite of all the other characters.
I just have to ask the question. Why was he added? What does he really bring to the film besides one plot point? I actually wouldn't mind the scenes on the planet if it wasn't for Ben. The movie should've solely been based around Jim's and Silver's relationship but all of the sudden they add in Ben and try to get Jim to have a relationship with him when Ben is so out of context in this it ain't funny. If they had never added Ben this movie would've been perfect... but alas, they did...
Paranorman- Aggy's passing on/First few zombie scenes
Okay, now there's just one scene that really annoys me in this film in particular and that's when Agatha passes on. It's so small it really shouldn't bother me but it does and this is why
It's just too quick, it should've been really slow to keep pace with the rest of the film but is a fast passing on and to me throws off the pace in what should've been one of the most important scenes in the film
And the whole zombie thing... for the first half hour of it I had no idea where it was going. Instead of what could've made this movie great they cater to the kids a little too much with these zombies and I think the zombies could've been treated with more respect, just saying
Kiki's Delivery Service- Crow Scene
Okay I fucking hate this scene. I hate this scene so much. It's just the crows, they are SO annoying! SQUAWK SQUAWK SQUAWK! FUCK OFF! This scene is just so annoying to the ears. Get rid of the whole crow scene and this movie would be perfect but alas... no they do not.
And the winners of absolutely best paced films are-
Back to the Future 3 and Jurassic Park.
These two films win the perfect film category because they have no annoying scene in them and show just how perfect a story can be told. So I tell you all aspiring film makers. If you want a well told, good paced movie just do one thing.
Don't add in anything the needn't be there.
That's it, that's all you have to know.
If it doesn't contribute to the story in the slightest then don't do it.
All these films would be perfect films if they just kept to this motto but alas... these small scenes just add up to the rest of the film and because of that never engross me fully.
So remember these rules filmmakers,
Remember.
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