Now when I say retarded I don't just mean duuuuuhhh I mean just comedy that doesn't make sense or throwing in random stupid things just for laughs.
A few good examples of shows that do this would be
Invader Zim
Angry Beavers
Family Guy
South Park
Regular Show
Mongrels
This slapstick and often retarded humour is what keeps me interested in these shows but sometimes a show will pull out an episode that is so "retarded" that I honestly can not stop laughing at it for the eleven to twenty minutes and here is where I'd like to discuss these so called episodes giving in order, the episodes I found just plain retarded
6. Regular Show- Death Punchies
I know this show has only been on for little more then a month but they have truly prooved how retarded they are in every episode they have put on. The show seriously seems very unscripted which helps add to the retardedness.
This show is amusing and even sometimes cracks me up and the episode Death Punchies just made me laugh.
It was retarded- which I liked, but it was only because Rigby was going around punching people and making them fly off into the air
Plus the character Rigby goes a little beyond retardedness with his quirky sounds through out the episode and then suddenly changing his mind at the end to be player 2.
5. Mongrels- Nelson the stroke virgin
This show is retarded in the sense the characters say the foulest things and are all a bunch of idiot wankers- even the smart one Nelson.
But to me, every episode was funny, original and lets just say... retarded... and the No. 1 retarded episode in this was, Nelson the fox, being a "Virgin" ie. never been patted.
It was hard really to choose between this episode and the one where he marries his sister- cos that was quite retarded itself, but this one just wins for the cleverness of the pun.
Watching Nelson trying to get a man to stroke him- people can't understand the animals- and saying shocked "I thought he was up for it!" eventually going to a petting zoo where he gets stroked non stop- whether he allows it or not- the whole reference as he realises in terror he may get "Stroked banged" by a bunch of children really made this episode funny for me as it was such a stupid innuendo!
Ha ha
4. Family Guy- To love and die in Dixie
Let's just say, Family Guy has a lot of retardedness but one episode which I've seen which I think goes beyond retardedness just because it was based on Chris in the early seasons before it got too formulated and let's just say any old episode based on Chris in season 3 is retarded.
This episode just got in my list for two reasons.
1) A raccoon kept jumping out out no where and attacking Peter for the duration of the episode- and when I mean no where I mean any where- A gun- Louis's breasts- a beer bottle. It was just so retarded I had to laugh.
2) Chris- now everyone knows that Chris is a retard but some of the things in this episode which he did were so retarded I had to burst out laughing. Jumping in the water cos he saw his relection and thought he was drowning, reading his diary out loud and then freaking out when Brian hears him... he was truly the image of stupidity coming in draw with the idiot Billy from GTOBAM.
3. South Park- Spooky Fish
Apart from the movie, this episode was truly- and I say this with deepest respect- retarded. But then again every episode from South Park season 2 to 3 I think were really the best most retarded in humour episodes ever made for a television series.
Now Spooky Fish isn't exactly the funniest of the show- although it is freaking hilarious- but it is retarded in the sense a gold fish could move the entire bowl by doing nothing, was killing people, and Cartman ulternate universe self was there with a beard smiling and was so prozac lovely and happy the other three kids were like- what the f-?
But I think the thing that really made this episode was the fact that when Stan and Kyle are talking to this guy the guy says something like "Oh yes, I dug up the old ancient indian graveyard, pissed on the corpses and then buried them again upside down,"
"Why the hell would you do that?!!" One of the boys exclaimed.
The guy replying something like "I don't know,"
XD
2. Invader Zim- The most horrible X-mas ever
The most retarded episode ever if you ask me.
This episode was a great finish for the short lived show Invader Zim, with the creater Jhonen Vasquez actually bringing the episode forward a heap in production just so it could be produced.
And let me say... I'm glad it was. The show hosts three of the most retarded characters I've seen on a kids show, Zim- a psycho alien, Dib- a psycho stalker, and Gir- a retarded robot.
But what really made this episode retarded was the fact was that the creater wanted it to be the most retarded thing ever. For one, he'd throw anything in an episode- just because he could- just for stupidity- and that is why this was one of the great kid shows produced.
In this episode the things that made it stand out in retardedness were this.
1) Professor Membrame'schristmas present he got from Santa while he proclaims his revenge.
2) Zim just saying to Dib (disguised as a elf) for no reason "You know, I don't know why, but I feel like I can talk to you, you know?"
3) Gir just doing psychotic laughter and psycho pointless things through out the episode.
4) Zim throwing prozac happy children off him- especially a little baby with the cutest smile ever.
5) The people are just so retarded in every respect- everything a person does in this show doesn't make sense and is just for retardedness... truly, a deserving 2nd place.
1. Angry Beavers- Dagski and Norb.
Who would've thought that a parody from a kid show about an adult show could be done so well that it was actually so hilarious and even pointed out the retardedness of the show it's paroding... not me.
But yes- aside from it's 22 minute movie "The day the world got all screwed up"- this episode from the show was truly the most retarded and I think probably the most retarded thing I could watch as a kid- even though I watched it when I was 18.
Dagski and Norb are two cops that truly were retarded- Dag was completely out of character which made it even more funny and he kept such a stern face for the whole 13 minutes I couldn't help but laugh my ass off.
But if it wasn't for the sheer amount of retarded jokes and gags they had in this episode then it would've easily had slipped my mind.
Even some of the visual stuff was priceless-
1) Through out the whole episode they were smashing into boxes.
2) They kept saying "Are you Carping?" throughout it.
3) They were stuttering over their lines in some places and weren't even sure what they were doing.
4) Dag and Norb kept singing the beat of Starski and Hutch through out the whole episode.
5) The crime they were trying to solve was a mob leader smuggling empty boxes...?
6) and the oh so corny line delivered by the lead female Treeflower in a whiny over acting voice "I'm not bad, I'm just confused"
This episode was truly an epic in retardedness and possibly a great parody made by a basically forgotten show of our time.
So if you ever feel like putting on something that just doesn't make sense then check out these specific episodes from these great and often under estimated shows.
Till next time I write in this blog.
Adios!
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